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Infection : The Host Infection : The Host

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Very nice

Although I had a little trouble getting used to the controls, I have to say this was a very good flash. Work a bit on the controls and you've got a golden game :)



Super Smash Flash Super Smash Flash

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Too many flaws to be enjoyable.

It felt like I was running on ice all the time. The jumping and damage detection is unpredictable. For instance, the bees in Sonic's Race to the finish sometimes deal some 20% while sometimes get you in the 200% in seconds for no reasons. While double jumping is sucky, the fight sometimes got interesting. The attacks are also unpredictable, sometimes with Sonic I would just throw myself off the stage with the rolling attack. Bot's were ok, but they were only running around spamming the same attack over and over again. Nice effort, but more polishing is needed :D



Virtual Police (Stage 1) Virtual Police (Stage 1)

Rated 4 / 5 stars

It would be a memorale game.

But sadly it's not up to my expectations. I love to play hard games but only when I stand a fair chance. You throw us against foes that shoot too quickly once they come out and with 100% accuracy while we can't dodge the fires in any way. The credit thing is a good concept, reminiscent of an arcade shooter (Like Area 51 or Time Crisis). The concept of the one ammo reloading per button press is pointless, because all we have to do is spam the space bar so we get infinite ammo.

The graphics were all right, even though the characters were kinda stiff when they died or when they came out from their cover standing.

The sound was ok but a bit repetitive after a while of always hearing the same "Bam" sound each time we fired or the same gasping sound of the baddies that we slaughter.

As for the difficulty, it matters a lot. Because if the game is not pleasant to play, we won't like it. It's obvious why you can play the whole level without losing a life : Because you know the level by heart, you made it!

The violence was moderate since there was no blood or gore whatsoever but still there was some shooting.

Some humor a bit, when hostages beg for their life but you still shoot them by mistake.

Overall it's a pretty good game with great programming, but it lacks in enjoyability.


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Battlegrounds Battlegrounds

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Great job!

Finally the results of so much work descends upon you for you to reach a higher level. <----Nice phrase..
Seriously, excellent work. It has been done like a pro. Too bad we can't use the knights right now.. but i'm sure you'll fix this in a jiffy. You have lots of talent... but seriously sometimes you should come out of your den to have a beer with me.. Keep on the good work I hope to make something with you one day.


Joelasticot responds:

Thanks a lot.

Pogo, someday? Some year?


the NG Calculator the NG Calculator

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Lol I didn't know my account was a little gem

Thanks to you, I now know that my account is worth 73.63$
Good thing... it finally pays off to be part of Newgrounds



Stupidance 2 Stupidance 2

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Magnificient work on this one

You proved yourself again. Making an original game never seen before while keeping it fun and easy to assimilate. While the competition mode lacks in challenge, dance mode compensate for the fun. The music was elegantly choosed (well, it couldn't have been a bad choice since someone great tipped you ;)) The gameplay was full of option to chose from original backrounds to fun details like the Dance name and the Creator of the dance. Not too much violence on this one.. but it would have ruined the childish aspect of the game, happiness ever after and joy for everyone. The humor was there as well. With the stupid look on the green dancers face, the special eighth move of the green dancer and all togheter made a funny little piece. I enjoyed it. I hope I will enjoy Pogo Quest too ;)

The_evil_Nemesis


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Joelasticot responds:

Thanks a lot. Wtf you have doubts on the enjoyableness of Pogo Quest??


Stupidance Stupidance

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Great

Great, sometimes the framerate drops, but it's okay. You should use a previewer for the moves because we can't see what represent the numbers when we place them.


Joelasticot responds:

Thanks. Maybe I'll add this in the second version, if I decide to make one.


[INDY]Mojimbo's Dress-Up! [INDY]Mojimbo's Dress-Up!

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Damn it man.

Stop submitting this shit dude! If the first 4 times it gets blammed, don't send it another 5th time!
A dress up is really unoriginal.


Mojimbo responds:

No see this isnt the same as the last one, i added music, fixed some bugs, and added the gundam wing suite.


Art of War DX Art of War DX

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Great game here's my score:

Standing infantry killed :973
Crawling infantry killed :662
Special ops killed :414
Agents killed :236

Total infantry killed :2285

Tanks destroyed :152

Airplanes destroyed :95

Bombs dropped :14
Gas dropped :21

Final rating :Extreme



Punk-o-matic Punk-o-matic

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Great great!

Wow even my father who is a meloman tried it and loved it. I loved it too! You got freat guitar riffs and good drum lines.
Here is what I composed (or should I say):
-------------4-84-89---2---72---2---2---2---2---782---84-84 -89---86-2---2---2---2--9-----0---0---0---1---4---9---9---9- --9---9---5-5-5-8---8---1-----bbbb4---4---4---7-7-b7-6-a---a ---7-6-7-6-8-8-8-6-7-6-7-6-8-7-6-a---a---4-4-4-7-7-6-8-6-88- 6-7-6-8-6-67-6--
I think its ok but there is always room for improvements. Anyway if you feel like it when you answer me tell me if its good.
Oh and I got an idea! You could do some contest to see who does the best tunes and all.


Evil-Dog responds:

hey dude, thanks for the comment
Your song seriously rules, you pulled out something great from the punk-o-matic
Have fun